Class Is BoringEveryone Has Been Convinced That The NBA In-Season Tournament Is RealYesterday, after reading this Howard Beck piece about the NBA’s Inaugural In-Season Tournament, I was killing time on Instagram and saw a…9 min read·Dec 6, 2023----
Class Is BoringMy Favorite Athlete Got Elected To The Baseball Hall of Fame and All I Got Was This Stupid Warm…For most of my life I told people I was at Scott Rolen’s first game as a major league baseball player in 1996. I’m not sure if I ever…11 min read·Jan 25, 2023----
Class Is BoringThe Potentially Confusing Legacy of Kevin DurantAlmost any other year, Kevin Durant would have been the number one overall pick. In the first year that amateur players were required to be…15 min read·Dec 15, 2022----
Class Is BoringWill Smith, Vladimir Putin, and the Necessity of the Modern Jesterby Boobie3 min read·Mar 28, 2022----
Class Is BoringThe Salary Cap Is The Unsung Villain Of The Ben Simmons SagaDespite playing in one of the most proudly irrational and fickle sports markets in America, and despite his season-long staring contest…4 min read·Feb 3, 2022----
Class Is BoringYou Never Have To Change What You ThinkEven for a week in which there were consequential mid-term elections held, ones that will have controversial repercussions on policy and…7 min read·Nov 5, 2021----
Class Is BoringThe Changes Ben Simmons Can Make To Be Like GiannisGrabbing a defensive rebound after his rare combination of size, strength and agility left the offense with an empty possession, he streaks…4 min read·Sep 29, 2021----
Class Is BoringUSAA Really Wants To Remind You That You Are Not Eligible To Use Their ProductsThe United Services Automobile Association, better known by their chanted initials USAA, has embarked on an unusual advertising strategy…3 min read·Sep 21, 2021----
Class Is BoringNicki Minaj Won’t See Your Post About Her Cousin’s Friend’s Giant Empty Balls But Your Friends With…Every morning I wake up, stretch, make my way out of bed, and click-click my way a couple steps to the bathroom. I brush my teeth for two…3 min read·Sep 15, 2021----
Class Is BoringJason Sudeikis Wearing A Hoodie To The Zoom Golden Globes Says A Lot About SocietyA year ago today, most people had never heard of Zoom. The NBA had not shut down its season indefinitely yet, an “Oh, shit!” moment that…4 min read·Mar 1, 2021----